Caroline Kettlewell Diet

Breakfast- 1/2 cup fat-free yougurt
Lunch- 1 orange
Supper- 3 bites (of whatever you want/are having)

Green Tea / Coffee Diet

Breakfast: 2 cups Green Tea / Coffee
Lunch: 1 cup Green Tea / Coffee and 1 apple
Supper: 1-2 cups Green Tea / Coffee and 1/2 cup mushrooms (or other veggie)

Super Oatmeal Diet

Breakfast: 1 pack of multigrain oatmeal
Lunch: diet soda
Supper: green tea with 0 calorie sweatener

3 Fruit Diet

Breakfast: banana, pear, or 1/2 mango
Lunch: apple, plum, or 1/2 cup berries
Supper: orange, grapefruit, tangerine, or 2 clementines

Russian Gymnast Diet

Breakfast: Orange or apple juice
Lunch: Fruit Salad + orange or apple juice
Supper: Water + one green apple

Random Diets

Chewing Diet
have any food you want; but you can't swallow it, only chew then spit it out.

Cottenball Diet
the only thing you eat is cottenballs (wet or dry). they're supposed to make you feel full without adding calories and giving a lot of fiber.

Ear Stapeling Diet
a form of acupuncture. it's supposed to decrease your appitite.

Diet Coke Diet
only allowed to have diet coke (or other diet pop with 0 calories).

Water Diet
basically fasting, only allowed to have water.

2-4-6-8- Diet
Day 1: 200 calories
Day 2: 400 calories
Day 3: 600 calories
Day 4: 800 calories
Day 5: Fast
and repeat

Icecube Diet
Eat 100+ icecubes a day. each one must be eaten within one minuet (chewing and melting).

Chicken Soup Diet
allowed one low calorie breakfast then only allowed unlimited amount of chicken soup for the rest of the day.

Lemon Fetish
Add lemon to everything you eat or drink.

Classic Milk Diet
Only have skim (or low-fat / no-fat) milk for 3 weeks.

eating nothing is eating too much

I can't even eat 0 calorie foods without guilt. Everything I eat makes me feel guilty. It's impossible to avoid eating though. Green Tea is the only thing I have now that makes me feel okay. Is that weird?
I stare at others now. To see how skinny they are. To see how fat I am in compareson. Is that weird?